Revealing patterns: It was just going to take some time, now the truth can be gleaned
I am getting very close to figuring out some important secrets about what’s really going on. For the last month, the news has rolled out of Washington like thread off a spool, or maybe yarn, or perhaps a garden hose. The metaphor doesn’t matter as long as it implies something twisted, venomous and unknowable. For these are the times in which we live.
Right now, I’m putting it together. It is quite obvious that Kellyanne Conway and Michael Flynn knew that Mike Pence and Steve Bannon had contact with Steven Miller. Here are some known facts:
We can all see what is happening now, I think. Patterns are beginning to emerge. They are both knowable and unknowable, true and false, alpha and omega. According to documents obtained by Edward Snowden and shared with The Intercept and Russia Today, the “government” is merely a front for international banking and energy interests, plus Carl’s Jr. As the Guardian reported that NBC tweeted, 75 State Department employees resigned, went to work for the EPA and then got jobs as Uber drivers to deliberately up-charge people who were attending immigration protests.
The Nazi Steve Bannon has repeatedly stated in his podcast that his intention is to destabilize Western civilization in order to get Breitbart News added to the White House Press Pool. “I am Darth Vader, Satan, Roy Cohn, Jafar From Aladdin, Dick Cheney, Nostradamus, Karl Marx, Bad Santa, Thomas Cromwell, Rasputin and Robbie Rotten from ‘Lazy Town’ all mixed together into a toxic stew,” he has said. “Let us reap the whirlwind of the Fourth Turning, make children cower in fear and also allow Congress to deregulate the mining industry.”
Russia did what it did and will continue to do what it does. Meanwhile, The White House Press Office will only answer questions for two or three hours a day. This is part of an active campaign to repress Muslims, Latinos, black people, trans people, lesbians, straight women, the educated, men with mustaches, journalists, Hollywood producers, the self-employed, the hosts of “Top Chef,” and especially the heroic resisters in the tech and startup fields. We must investigate constantly until we no longer are allowed to move freely within our own borders. That day will occur soon, according to an article in Teen Vogue, which continues to crush it, day in and day out.
It is obvious that a coup is underway, about to become underway, or may in fact already be over. We have taken the blue pill and the red pill and have fallen down the rabbit hole all the way to the bottom of the well. When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies, the Department Of Homeland Security is already colluding with the Department Of Motor Vehicles to deport you.
It becomes very clear what is going on if you only pay attention. I will explain.
But first, lunch.
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